In Stereo is out of print forever.
01 - In Stereo
Music: Loops arranged by Alchav
Instrumental
02 - Alchav
Music: Loops arranged by Alchav
Contains samples of the following people using my name out of context: Kristi, Tom Reed, Luke Ski, Carrie Dahlby, DJ Particle, darkNES, Hiei, Dr. Demento, and devospice
03 - I’m So Talented
Music: Loops arranged by Alchav; beatboxing by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
(Kristi:) You’re soooo talented.
04 - Cold
Music: Composed by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
I’m Alchav, sitting in my room collecting large amounts of pay
I’m selling my records way too overpriced because that’s the Alchav way
But even though I have a zillion dollars I am quite displeased
Because it’s freaking cold out and I don’t like to freeze
We’ve got nothing to burn, not even one log
So I’m sitting here freezing listening to “Get a Real Dog”
I wish I had some hot tea or something, yes that’s what I’m dreaming
But I’m just sittin’ here, swearing, yelling, and screaming
(’Cause)
I’m cold!
I’m cold!
I’m cold!
I’m cold!
My thick sweater isn’t doing the trick
So I just have to ask, what the frick?
Why don’t you turn the thermostat up?
I ask you if you aren’t cold as well and you say “yup”
So I’ll make some hot chocolate to keep me warm
At least there isn’t a freightning storm
My shoulder hurts, and there’s a hair on my soap
And we’re all out of Coke! But right now with what I cannot cope
(is)
I’m cold!
I’m cold!
I’m cold!
I’m cold!
I suppose this is what I was begging for back when it was hot
But I’m shaking, shivering and spasticating a lot
There are 2 huge icicles coming out of my nose
I’m about to die because my whole body is frozed
Singing this song isn’t really going to help
I wish I could be visited by a magical heat elf
Who would cure me of my low body heat
But that’ll never happen so I’ll just scream to this beat
I’m cold!
I’m cold!
I’m cold!
I’m cold!
05 - Things That Are Yellow
Music: Loops arranged by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
The Sun
Cheddar cheese
Spongebob
Chicks
Dandelions
Butter
The Simpsons
That candle
Canola oil
Lemons
Super Saiyans
School buses
06 - Eggs
Music: Loop arranged by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
Eggs eggs eggs eggs
Eggs eggs eggs eggs
Eggs eggs eggs eggs
Eggs eggs eggs eggs
Eggs eggs eggs eggs
Eggs eggs eggs eggs
07 - Coke
Music: Composed by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
I like Coke
I really like Coke
Coke is better than pepsi
08 - Morning Angst
Music: Loops arranged by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
(George W. Bush:) You gotta keep repeating things over and over and over again.
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
09 - Woo
Music: Loop arranged by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
Woo! Yeah! Woo! Uh-huh!
Woo! Yeah! Woo! Uh-huh!
Woo! Yeah! Woo! Uh-huh!
Woo! Yeah! Woo! Uh-huh!
10 - Off The Hook
Music: Loops arranged by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
That’s off the hook!
(phone lady:) We’re sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed; if you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check the area code and the number and try your call again.
11 - Cherry Coke
Music: Composed by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
I like Cherry Coke
I really like Cherry Coke
Cherry Coke is better than Wild Cherry Pepsi
12 - Hiei Poking Himself With a Sword
Music: Loops arranged by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav; Song idea suggested by Hiei
Hiei is poking himself with a sword!
13 - Coke (Kristi Version)
Music: Composed by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
(Kristi:)
I hate Coke
I really hate Coke
Coke sucks
14 - Paper Bag
Music: Loop arranged by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
(Kristi:) What’s in the paper bag?
(Alchav:) I don’t know!
(Kristi:) What’s in the paper bag?
(Alchav:) I’m afraid to check!
(Kristi:) What’s in the paper bag?
(Alchav:) I don’t know!
(Kristi:) What’s in the paper bag?
(Alchav:) Maybe a severed neck?!
15 - Drum Solo
Music: “Composed” by Alchav
Instrumental
16 - Dr Pepper
Music: Composed by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
I like Dr Pepper
Dr Pepper is good
Dr Pepper is almost as good as Coke
17 - Noodles In My Brain
Music: Loops arranged by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
18 - Religious Debate
Music: Composed and loops arranged by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav and Kristi
(Kristi:) No!
(Alchav:) Yes!
(Kristi:) No!
(Alchav:) Yes!
(Kristi:) No!
(Alchav:) Yes!
(Kristi:) No!
(Alchav:) Yes!
(Kristi:) Uh-Uhh!
(Alchav:) Uh-Huh!
(Kristi:) Uh-Uhh!
(Alchav:) Uh-Huh!
(Kristi:) Uh-Uhh!
(Alchav:) Uh-Huh!
(Kristi:) Uh-Uhh!
(Alchav:) Uh-Huh!
(Kristi:) ORLY?
(Alchav:) YARLY!
(Kristi:) ORLY?
(Alchav:) YARLY!
(Kristi:) ORLY?
(Alchav:) YARLY!
(Kristi:) ORLY?
(Alchav:) SRSLY!
(Kristi:) Nuh-Uhh!
(Alchav:) Yuh-Huh!
(Kristi:) Nuh-Uhh!
(Alchav:) Yuh-Huh!
(Kristi:) Nuh-Uhh!
(Alchav:) Yuh-Huh!
(Kristi:) Nuh-Uhh!
(Alchav:) Yuh-Huh!
(Alchav:) No!
(Kristi:) Yes!
(Alchav:) No!
(Kristi:) Yes!
(Alchav:) No!
(Kristi:) Yes!
(Alchav:) No!
(Kristi:) Yes!
(Alchav:) Uh-Uhh!
(Kristi:) Uh-Huh!
(Alchav:) Uh-Uhh!
(Kristi:) Uh-Huh!
(Alchav:) Uh-Uhh!
(Kristi:) Uh-Huh!
(Alchav:) Uh-Uhh!
(Kristi:) Uh-Huh!
(Alchav:) ORLY?
(Kristi:) YARLY!
(Alchav:) ORLY?
(Kristi:) YARLY!
(Alchav:) ORLY?
(Kristi:) YARLY!
(Alchav:) ORLY?
(Kristi:) SRSLY!
(Alchav:) Nuh-Uhh!
(Kristi:) Yuh-Huh!
(Alchav:) Nuh-Uhh!
(Kristi:) Yuh-Huh!
(Alchav:) Nuh-Uhh!
(Kristi:) Yuh-Huh!
(Alchav:) Nuh-Uhh!
(Kristi:) Yuh-Huh!
(Kristi:) Jerk!
(Alchav:) Butthead!
(Kristi:) Beavis!
(Alchav:) Uglyface!
(Kristi:) Moron!
(Alchav:) Imbecile!
(Kristi:) Geek!
(Alchav:) Dork!
(Kristi:) Nerd!
(Alchav:) Glasses person!
(Kristi:) Boy!
(Alchav:) Deodorant Lover!
(Alchav:) Emphasis on “YA” not on “RLY:” “YARLY”
(Kristi:) YARLY
(Alchav:) You, you’re emphasizing “RLY!”
(Kristi:) YARLY
(Alchav:) YARLY
(Kristi:) YARLY
(Alchav:) Yeah, not yah, yeah!
(Kristi:) YARLY. That sounds stupid.
20 - Coke (Rap Version)
Music: Composed by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
I like Coke
I really like Coke
Coke is better than Pepsi
21 - I Hope There’s No Distortion On This One
Music: Loops arranged (and processed) by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
I hope there’s no distortion on this one
I hope there’s no distortion on this one
I hope there’s no distortion on this one
22 - The Swarm (Or “Bubble Wrap”)
Music: Loops arranged (and processed) by Alchav
Instrumental
23 - Annie’s Homegrown Cheddar Bunnies
Music: Composed by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
I like Annie’s Homegrown Cheddar Bunnies
I really like Annie’s Homegrown Cheddar Bunnies
Annie’s Homegrown Cheddar Bunnies are better than Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Crackers
24 -Headache
Music: Composed by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav
Headache, headache, headache, headache, headache, headache, headache, I’ve got a headache
(Repeat)
25 - KTHXBYE
Music: Loops arranged by Alchav
Lyrics: Alchav